Wednesday, April 29, 2009

"What do you mean I can't go to my cubicle? I work here and have no intention of being late for work. So please get out of my way."

"I'm sorry sir, but I've been instructed not to let you inside. So please, don't force me to hurt you, I'm just doing my job."

"Is this some kind of joke?"

"No sir, it isn't. I will tell them you were here, on time, which will of course, count in your favour, but I am not to let you in right now."

"So, I'm not fired? I'm just not allowed to go inside? Why didn't they just call me and tell me I had the day off?"

"I don't know sir, as I said, I'm just doing my job."

"Look, stop calling me sir and either answer my questions or get me someone who can."

"I can't do that Mr. Creech. Now if you'll just go away, I won't have to report your refusal to leave without delay."

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